Funny Funstons

What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

trouble.

What is the computer's favourite dance?

Disc-o.

What's centre of gravity?

the letter V!

Did you hear about the unlucky sailor?

First he was shipwrecked, then he was rescued- by the Titanic.

Father: 'How do you like going to school?'

Daugter:'The going bit is fine; the coming home is too- it's in the middle i dont like!'

You can see me you can feel me but if you touch me you die. what am I?

The sun.

WHY MUST WE LEARN THIS?

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information"

"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

A LESSON ON BLOOD FLOW AND CIRCULATION!

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."